Introduction

Operating The Public’s Recreation Facilities as if They Were Private “For Profit” Commercial Business Enterprises

Operating Facilities For Food And Beverage

Operating Retail Sales Facilities

Alcohol Beverage Sales

Facility/Event Sales

Community Programming

Fourth of July Fireworks

Use of The Village Green as an Emergency Helipad

Electric Vehicle Charging Stations

Automated Teller Machines

Child Care

Marketing The Public’s Recreation Facilities to The World’s Tourists

Maintaining a Communications Coordinator

Lobbying Lawmakers/Regulators in Support/Opposition of Federal/Statewide Legislation/Regulation

Creating/Publishing/Distributing a Magazine Laden With Staff Propaganda/Third Party Advertising

Defensible Space/Fuels Management

Regional Transportation

Snowplowing/Sanding Someone Else’s Public Streets And Highways

Maintaining Someone Else’s Landscaping

Massive Philanthropy

Acquiring Open Space

Exempting Special Interests/Favored Collaborators From Paying The Fees The District Charges

And Now You Know!

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